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19 October 2007 @ 04:52 pm
My wang  
It's name is Tom Selleck, he changes lives and shatters all hope for having a normal productive relationship for at least 1.5 years. This is due to the narcotic like drug produced in my scrotum--side effects include but are not limited too: euphoria, uncontrollable sweating, loss of motor function (especially in legs), muscle spasms, speaking in tongues, internal bruising/bleeding, fatigue, addiction and withdraw. Mr. Selleck apologizes for all the damage he has done and claims he is not responsible for any relationship affected or damaged by withdraw symptoms.
Current Music: Toxic Narcotic - Asshole